Despite being a hero and managing to father at least fourteen children (see http://sententiaeantiquae.com/2014/10/27/odysseus-children-fourteen-and-counting/), Odysseus does not seem to be that good looking. For a start he is quite short and to Priam he looks like a sheep (OK the comparison to a ram does not actually refer to his looks but his control over his flock).
δεύτερον αὖτ᾽ Ὀδυσῆα ἰδὼν ἐρέειν᾽ ὁ γεραιός:
‘εἴπ᾽ ἄγε μοι καὶ τόνδε φίλον τέκος ὅς τις ὅδ᾽ ἐστί:
μείων μὲν κεφαλῇ Ἀγαμέμνονος Ἀτρεΐδαο,
εὐρύτερος δ᾽ ὤμοισιν ἰδὲ στέρνοισιν ἰδέσθαι.
τεύχεα μέν οἱ κεῖται ἐπὶ χθονὶ πουλυβοτείρῃ,
αὐτὸς δὲ κτίλος ὣς ἐπιπωλεῖται στίχας ἀνδρῶν:
ἀρνειῷ μιν ἔγωγε ἐΐσκω πηγεσιμάλλῳ,
ὅς τ᾽ οἰῶν μέγα πῶϋ διέρχεται ἀργεννάων.
Secondly the old man seeing Odysseus asked “Tell me, dear child (Helen), who is that man? He is shorter by a head than Agamemnon the son of Atreus but broader in his shoulders and chest to look at. His arms lie on the fertile ground but he goes up and down the ranks of men like a ram. I liken him to a fleecy sheep who goes through a great flock of white ewes”.
Worse than this he seems to have quite a large posterior as this cup in the Ashmolean museum shows. Here he is being blown by the North wind on a raft of amphorae. I am not sure where the raft of amphorae comes from. Does this relate to a lost story or is it a comic take on his misfortunes with the winds of Aeolus.
Thebes circa 400BC